Christine & David Merrill's Baby Registry

Arrival Date May 24, 2022

Well this is it, we’ve done it. There’s a baby girl on the way and it must be registered. Apparently, this baby needs papers just like a rifle or a tractor-trailer. So here we are, let the registration begin. Generally, I despise paper work of any kind. The DMV, warranties, I don’t even have time for coupons! Can’t stand a coupon! Clint Eastwood doesn’t go into a Whole Foods with folded up pieces of paper, brandishing them proudly to the cashier, “40 cents off some-pulp Tropicana! 40 cents off!” However, you might be interested to know that Mr. Eastwood did register his babies since apparently, this registration comes with free gifts. Now under normal circumstances, I would say that asking others for items is a distasteful endeavor. Just the other day, I was disastrously parched and my wife was standing next to a faucet with an empty glass in her hand and the most I could muster was a slight plaintive glint in my eye. Maybe a subtle, dry throat clear. But, as long as other people are doing it, why not?

So if you have registered a baby and want to pay it forward like some sort of multi-level-marketing pyramid scheme or just have an interest in seeing our little lady in the latest floral prints, we would be very thankful. However, if keeping babies well-heeled just isn’t your thing, feel free to send this to the trash and think nothing of it.

Thank you, we love you,

David and Christine

PS - if this goes over big, we may consider registering a couple of ornery pugs.

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