Marta and Christian's Baby Registry

Arrival Date September 28, 2020

Welcome to our baby registry!

Please note that the gender of our baby will be a surprise. We chose not to learn the gender of our child so as to avoid starting any forest fires at the inevitable gender reveal party (it happened; look it up). Also, we didn’t want a lot of pink or blue. This is more of a muted grey baby.

The items on the registry are mostly necessities, but we welcome toys, clothes, and books not listed on the registry. Just no copies of Good Night, Moon, please. We believe that personification of the moon is responsible for most of society’s ills. Please respect our beliefs.

We also welcome hand-me-downs! The baby will not know that it is being dressed in a onesie that another baby vomited on. It will not care.

Lastly, if you would prefer to give cash to our diaper fund, that would be wonderful! The diaper fund is a way for you to fulfill your social obligation to contribute to this registry while freeing you mentally from the task of choosing a gift. Hooray!

Thank you in advance for all your contributions and the love that we have no doubt you will bear our child. We love you.

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Visit Marta Mielicki and Christian Hayden’s Baby Registry on Babylist. To raise a child it takes a village. Thanks for being part of ours!