Pregnant Chicken's Kick-Ass Sample Baby Registry

“Everything in my registry (for my fake baby, Flick, of course) assumes that I’m starting from scratch again but with the knowledge I have now. I’m not suggesting you buy all of it (obviously), but I wanted to point out the products that I really love and how they are helpful.” ~ Pregnant Chicken
Baby Gear
I loved this carrier because it was easy to get in and out of and was really comfortable—especially for really small babies.
Babybjörn Baby Carrier Mini
Originally I had the Moby Wrap listed, but more of you preferred the K’tan so I swapped it out. Personally, I don’t think you can go wrong with either.
Baby K'Tan Original Baby Wrap Carrier
The BassiNest is a great way to keep your baby close to you without having them right in the bed. It is sturdy as all heck (no tipping) and it’s great to have tucked right up to your bed.
Halo Bassinest Swivel Sleeper Premiere Series
This little tub is fantastic. When they are infants you put them on one side (the little crotch stop prevents them from sliding down) and when they are a little bigger you use the other side.
Primo PRIMO EuroBath
It doesn’t look like much (especially considering the price tag), but it is a FABULOUS bouncer. It bounces from the weight of your baby (no batteries) and your baby is positioned upright to combat reflux.
Babybjörn Bouncer Balance Soft
This certainly works and if you’re paranoid about SIDS like I was, it may give you a little peace of mind.
Angelcare Angelcare Movement and Sound Monitor
Heed my words when I say “get a sound machine”. This one gets amazing ratings and is a nursery staple for so many parents.
Yogasleep Dohm Classic Sound Machine
Mirrors can be a little dicey because some feel they can become a projectile in the event of a crash, but I loved having a shatter-proof mirror so I could see what my babes were up to. It also kept them rear-facing longer, so I felt that balanced my safety risks.
Britax Back Seat Mirror
If you need a sun shade get a cling instead of the suction cup version, they tend to be safer.
Britax EZ-Cling Sun Shades (2 Pack)
A Convertible Car Seat
If you started with an infant car seat, your baby will likely graduate to a convertible car seat around one-year-old (be sure to check height and weight limits on your infant seat to know when you’ve maxed out). This car seat is among the easiest to install, and converts to a highback and backless booster, so it’s the last car seat you’ll need to buy.
Okay, I’m trying to narrow down my stroller choices and it’s HARD to find a stroller to be all things to all people. This stroller system from Graco will suit many people’s needs. Plus, you get a stroller and an infant car seat for one.
Graco FastAction Jogger Click Connect Travel System
Clothing & Accessories
Register for muslin swaddles. They have a million uses and you can never have too many of them.
Aden + Anais Classic Cotton Muslin Swaddle (4 Pack)
Any baby that needs to transition out of swaddling will love this little sleep suit because it’s heavy enough to muffle their reflexive startles that tend to wake them up.
Baby Merlin's Magic Sleepsuit
Sleep sacks are a safe, cozy way to sleep and Halo is the grand daddy of them.
Halo SleepSack Wearable Blanket (Micro-Fleece)
This is an amazing car seat cover that keeps your baby toasty and warm.
NIDO – Quilted | 7 A.M. Enfant
Dryer balls are a great organic and a chemical-free way to dry all those baby clothes.
Smart Sheep 6-Pack XL Premium 100% Wool Dryer Balls
iPlay makes the best sun hats because they tie at the neck so the little monkeys can’t chuck it…and they will try to chuck it.
i play by Green Sprouts Brim Sun Protection Hat
I used to think scratch mittens were silly until I saw the damage newborn’s can do to their perfect, little faces.
Burt's Bees Baby Organic Mittens (3 Pair)
These are amazing, soft, comfy booties that get incredible ratings (for good reason)!
Zutano Cozie Fleece Booties
This is a teether that’s attached to a rockin’ neckerchief so it doesn’t get dropped or lost. Plus, the bib portion soaks up all that teething drool.
Cheeky Chompers Neckerchew
Feeding
If you plan on breastfeeding, reusable nursing pads are awesome and these ones really work.
Bamboobies Washable Nursing Pads (2 Pair) Ultra-thin
If you’re going to be doing some serious pumping then it’s worth investing in a good breast pump. Double check to see what your insurance will cover, though.
Medela Pump in Style Advanced Breast Pump with On-the-Go Tote
Formula-mixing pitchers reduce clumps and air, and air is no bueno.
Dr. Brown's Formula Mixing Pitcher
I love this high chair. It doesn’t have any frills and it hoses down easily.
ANTILOP, Highchair with tray
Bibs are surprisingly personal so I would try to grab a few kinds to see what works for you. I liked these cheap and cheerful ones.
GREEN SPROUTS Organic Muslin Bibs (5 Pack)
If you’re breastfeeding, this system is brilliant. It attaches to almost all pumps, so there’s no transfer from pump to bag to bottle (aka no accidental spills). It gets amazing reviews, too.
Kiinde Twist Breastfeeding Gift Set
Dr. Brown’s makes awesome bottles. I love these glass ones—old school, easy to clean style.
Dr. Brown's Natural Flow Original Bottle (Polypropylene)
Even if you aren’t using bottles, this drying rack is fantastic for all the bits and bobs that come with a baby.
Boon Lawn Countertop Drying Rack
Diapering
Diaper Dabbler Sample Packs is beyond brilliant because there really is no ‘right’ disposable diaper, there’s just one that’s right for you. Test ‘em out before you invest in an entire box. (If you are curious about brand favorites, check them out them out here).
Diaper Sample Packs, Variety Packs, Great Baby Shower Gifts
If you plan on cloth diapering be sure to register for some. Not only is it a great way to score some pricey diapers, it’s a nice way to let everyone know that they can skip the Pampers.
Charlie Banana Cloth Diaper with 2 Reusable Inserts
When you first see the price tag on this you’ll be surprised at how pricey a diaper pail can be. It doesn’t look like much but it works, and it’s worth it.
Ubbi Steel Diaper Pail
This stuff is incredible, it must be made from unicorn tears!
California Baby Natural & Organic Calendula Cream
When you consider how many wipes you use over time, you’ll realize that these are probably a steal.
BabyKicks Natural & Organic 10 Pack Baby Wipes
Nursery and Decor
These are so cool and even have grades (i.e. Grade 1) so you can use them for a long time.
BB Blocks Bold: Baby Age Photo Blocks
It stops the ‘click’ from a closing door (they can sleep through fire trucks but a closing door will wake them right up for some reason). And when they are older it stops little fingers from getting caught.
The Original Cushy Closer Door Cushion (Gray Chevron)
I swear up and down that my kids don’t get as sick when their rooms are like an Amazon rain forest.
Crane Drop Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier
If you decide to step it up on the crib, I highly recommend a convertible crib that coverts to a full size bed down the road.
babyletto Hudson 3-in-1 Convertible Crib with Toddler Bed Conversion Kit
Health & Safety
This cool little thing takes the ‘ouch’ out of needles. Frankly, I could use one.
Buzzy Mini Pain Relief System
This takes your baby’s temperature and then stores recent readings so you can keep track of a fever.
Tommee Tippee Digital Ear Thermometer
If you are twitchy about cutting baby nails (like I was) I would recommend this little nail file. No cutting, just buffing those little baby talons down to be less razor-like.
ZoLi BUZZ B Electric Nail Trimmer
This seems completely gross until you have a baby that is congested, and then this is the best idea on the planet. Plus, it’s made in Sweden and everybody knows that only good stuff comes from Sweden.
FridaBaby Nosefrida Bundle
Toys + Books
Kids love throwing stuff from strollers and high chairs, so these are really handy to keep them tethered.
Lil' Sidekick -Toy Leash
These are inexpensive and tons of fun. Babies love the feel of them, plus they’re safe to chew on.
Bright Starts Lots of Links
This stacker is great because it’s easy to build (no center post) which cuts down on “kid frustration”.
Green Toys Recycled Plastic Stacker
Babies love this toy. It has a ton of developmental benefits and has become a staple for baby toys.
Manhattan Toy Baby Whoozit
I like this one because it takes baby from tummy time to sitting up. You’ll be tired of the tunes long before your baby is.
Fisher-Price Piano Gym, Kick and Play
If you’ve ever had a toddler lose their soother in the middle of the night, you can recognize how brilliant it is to have it attached to this easy-to-grab monkey.
WubbaNub Pacifier
It Takes a Village (Help & Favors)
Adoption Fund Donation
Adoption costs on average between $30,000-$40,000, which often doesn’t include additional travel costs and attorney fees. Give your friends and family a chance to chip in. You can even set up a secure way to donate online via your Babylist registry page.
Anyone who does this for you loves you very much.
Home-Cooked Meal
For the Parent(s)
When you’re always trying to reach a glass of water or a remote pinned under a sleeping infant, this is a life-saver.
Sofa Tray Table Wood Coffee Table
Let’s be real—new parents don’t have time to think up extravagant meals. Throw it all in a pot and call it a day!