Pregnant Chicken's Kick-Ass Sample Baby Registry

I loved this carrier because it was easy to get in and out of and was really comfortable—especially for really small babies.

Originally I had the Moby Wrap listed, but more of you preferred the K’tan so I swapped it out. Personally, I don’t think you can go wrong with either.

The Bassinest is a great way to keep your baby close to you without having them right in the bed. It is sturdy as all heck (no tipping) and it’s great to have tucked right up to your bed.

This little tub is fantastic. When they are infants you put them on one side (the little crotch stop prevents them from sliding down) and when they are a little bigger you use the other side.

It doesn’t look like much (especially considering the price tag), but it is a FABULOUS bouncer. It bounces from the weight of your baby (no batteries) and your baby is positioned upright to combat reflux.

This certainly works and if you’re paranoid about SIDS like I was, it may give you a little peace of mind.

Heed my words when I say “get a sound machine”. This one gets amazing ratings and is a nursery staple for so many parents.

Mirrors can be a little dicey because some feel they can become a projectile in the event of a crash, but I loved having a shatter-proof mirror so I could see what my babes were up to. It also kept them rear-facing longer, so I felt that balanced my safety risks.

If you need a sun shade get a cling instead of the suction cup version, they tend to be safer.

Okay, I’m trying to narrow down my stroller choices and it’s HARD to find a stroller to be all things to all people. This stroller system from Graco will suit many people’s needs. Plus, you get a stroller and an infant car seat for one.

Register for muslin swaddles. They have a million uses and you can never have too many of them.

Any baby that needs to transition out of swaddling will love this little sleep suit because it’s heavy enough to muffle their reflexive startles that tend to wake them up.

Sleep sacks are a safe, cozy way to sleep and Halo is the grand daddy of them.

This is an amazing car seat cover that keeps your baby toasty and warm.

Dryer balls are a great organic and a chemical-free way to dry all those baby clothes.

iPlay makes the best sun hats because they tie at the neck so the little monkeys can’t chuck it…and they will try to chuck it.

I used to think scratch mittens were silly until I saw the damage newborn’s can do to their perfect, little faces.

These are amazing, soft, comfy booties that get incredible ratings (for good reason)!

This is a teether that’s attached to a rockin’ neckerchief so it doesn’t get dropped or lost. Plus, the bib portion soaks up all that teething drool.

If you plan on breastfeeding, reusable nursing pads are awesome and these ones really work.

If you’re going to be doing some serious pumping then it’s worth investing in a good breast pump. Double check to see what your insurance will cover, though.

Formula-mixing pitchers reduce clumps and air, and air is no bueno.

I love this high chair. It doesn’t have any frills and it hoses down easily.

Bibs are surprisingly personal so I would try to grab a few kinds to see what works for you. I liked these cheap and cheerful ones.

If you’re breastfeeding, this system is brilliant. It attaches to almost all pumps, so there’s no transfer from pump to bag to bottle (aka no accidental spills). It gets amazing reviews, too.

If you know that you’re going to bottle-feed, try to get one of these. It’s like a Keurig for formula and you will love it at 3am.

Dr. Brown’s makes awesome bottles. I love these glass ones—old school, easy to clean style.

Yep, I can get excited about a bottle brush. This one rocks.

Even if you aren’t using bottles, this drying rack is fantastic for all the bits and bobs that come with a baby.

Diaper Dabbler Sample Packs is beyond brilliant because there really is no ‘right’ disposable diaper, there’s just one that’s right for you. Test ‘em out before you invest in an entire box. (If you are curious about brand favorites, check them out them out here).

If you plan on cloth diapering be sure to register for some. Not only is it a great way to score some pricey diapers, it’s a nice way to let everyone know that they can skip the Pampers.

When you first see the price tag on this you’ll be surprised at how pricey a diaper pail can be. It doesn’t look like much but it works, and it’s worth it.

This stuff is incredible, it must be made from unicorn tears!

When you consider how many wipes you use over time, you’ll realize that these are probably a steal.

These are so cool and even have grades (i.e. Grade 1) so you can use them for a long time.

It stops the ‘click’ from a closing door (they can sleep through fire trucks but a closing door will wake them right up for some reason). And when they are older it stops little fingers from getting caught.

I swear up and down that my kids don’t get as sick when their rooms are like an Amazon rain forest.

If you decide to step it up on the crib, I highly recommend a convertible crib that coverts to a full size bed down the road.

This cool little thing takes the ‘ouch’ out of needles. Frankly, I could use one.

This takes your baby’s temperature and then stores recent readings so you can keep track of a fever.

If you are twitchy about cutting baby nails (like I was) I would recommend this little nail file. No cutting, just buffing those little baby talons down to be less razor-like.

This seems completely gross until you have a baby that is congested, and then this is the best idea on the planet. Plus, it’s made in Sweden and everybody knows that only good stuff comes from Sweden.

Kids love throwing stuff from strollers and high chairs, so these are really handy to keep them tethered.

These are inexpensive and tons of fun. Babies love the feel of them, plus they’re safe to chew on.

This stacker is great because it’s easy to build (no center post) which cuts down on “kid frustration”.

Babies love this toy. It has a ton of developmental benefits and has become a staple for baby toys.

Guess who else likes to look at the cutest baby in the world?

I like this one because it takes baby from tummy time to sitting up. You’ll be tired of the tunes long before your baby is.

If you’ve ever had a toddler lose their soother in the middle of the night, you can recognize how brilliant it is to have it attached to this easy-to-grab monkey.

Anyone who does this for you loves you very much.

Fund a safe birth of a woman in a developing country.

When you’re always trying to reach a glass of water or a remote pinned under a sleeping infant, this is a life-saver.

Let’s be real—new parents don’t have time to think up extravagant meals. Throw it all in a pot and call it a day!